I will never understand why people don’t want to go see Guardians of the Galaxy. Seriously, there is a talking criminal raccoon who is perfectly capable of using a gun who is friends with a walking talking tree. How is that not appealing?
in what fucking situation do you ever need this picture for
i will piss on your sofa
i have had enough adventure for today
sooooo i got a new sweater that i’m going to wear whenever i go to a new persons house to make things a bit easier
PEOPLE WHO MAKE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEIR STATUSES ON FACEBOOK A TEXT POST FROM TUMBLR AND THEN PRETEND LIKE THEY CAME UP WITH IT MAKE ME SO MAD
are you fucking kidding me i literally JUST posted this
it’s kind of weird knowing that when you sleep, you’re just looking at your eyelids but somewhere in your brain, you are able to produce dreams as if you’re still awake.
i dont understand how people can just get tattoos without even giving it a second thought i cant even find the commitment to stick a sticker somewhere
i have never seen a nipple in my entire life.
step one: lift up shirt
2) look dwon
holy shit.. holy Fucking shit what the fuck is that
when u take a cookie without askin mama